By David Lewis
- Want your girlfriend to stop talking? Just hug her and say you want to hear her heartbeat. She’ll be quiet and think you’re romantic.
- If your parents won’t help you buy a car, tell them you’re going to buy a motorcycle. You might get that car soon enough.
- Tell someone you have recently lost weight if they call you fat. They will look like a jerk.
- If someone who doesn’t know how to use a computer asks you to have a look at it because it’s slow, increase the speed of the mouse cursor. They’ll notice the difference and think you did something.
- Play some cognitive gamesin public transports. People will give you more attention. Most probably you will get a seat.
- If you’re starting a new job, remember all your grandparents are still alive, regardless if it’s true or not. Now you have a good excuse if you need to ditch work.
- Put your phone in airplane mode, that will stop ads while you play games.
- The local pool doesn’t allow alcohol, so I bring water.
- Want your roommate to clean the apartment? Make a fake tinder account and set up a fake date there. After he cleans up cancel the date.
- If you’re feeling alone and isolated, carry around birthday balloons with you and watch as random strangers smile at you and even wish you a happy birthday. The best part is it doesn’t even have to be your birthday.
• Tell your kids you have hidden candy somewhere in the house, but don’t tell them where. This will keep them busy for hours.
Source: Quora