The Best Lesson I’ve Ever Learned

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By Goddess Matula

  1. The MORE intelligence you get to have, the LESS sex you get to have. The brain is a muscle with a limited energy supply.
  2. Most folks are so hungry for fame that they’d kill for a Nobel PEACE Prize.
  3. Most people are so damn indecisive that they’re not even sure they’re indecisive.
  4. My grandpa is 90-years-old. Yesterday he smiled and lit up the room with his gums. Which got me to thinking: Sheesh, life is so short that I better start smiling while I still have some teeth!
  5. The smarter you become, the crazier you’ll seem to “dumb” people.
  6. Today’s saint was yesterday’s sinner.
  7. A friend once told me, “Be careful when you follow the masses because the ‘M’ is usually silent.”
  8. The fish would’ve never got caught if he kept his mouth shut!
  9. Most of us take life seriously, as though one of us will actually make it out of here alive!
  10. “There’s humor in everything,” goes the saying, that is, so long as it’s happening to somebody else.
  11. Most people silently agree to trade future “success” for present pleasure.
  12. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” —Plato
  13. If you’re smart, you’ll learn to surround yourself with smarter people.
  14. My mother has long taught me that “some things are better left unsaid.” The problem is, I usually only remember her advice after I’ve already said them.
  15. Your own siblings will “sell you out” if the price is right.
  16. Fame is a result, not a goal.
  17. “Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.” —Albert Einstein
  18. You should never stop learning because Experience never stops teaching.
  19. Most of us don’t need alcohol to help us make really bad decisions.
  20. Last but not least, the biggest lesson that life teaches is this: You might as well be yourself, darling, because everyone else is already taken!

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