The Things I Learnt Too Late in Life

By Larry Lama

Where do I even begin?

1. All women are unique. Some love money, others love sex, others love intelligence.
2. Babies are expensive to raise.
3. Marriages are for showing off.
4. Both developed and developing countries have BAD POLITICS.
5. Any man or woman would have made a good partner for you, you just never took the time to know them.
6. No matter how hard you work or sleep, it will never change who you were meant to be.
7. The poorest people in the world are the saddest people not the ones without money. Some are rich but sad.
8. Nobody cares how much you are worth, they care how much you can help them.
9. All men want the women they ask numbers from except if it is strictly business.
10. All women want the guys they gossip about.
11. God may be real but, he allows us to suffer.
12. There are no real successes, just favors, luck, fate.
13. People gossip about you because you are important.
14. People ignore you when they love you.
15. All criminals could have been better people if society treated them better. What if Ted Bundy’s girlfriend never dumped him? What if Edmund Kemper’s mom was good to him?

I hope if you are reading this, you make it work for you.

Source:Quora