‘Udakwa njalo’, she explained.
‘What do you expect to feel like when you spend a whole weekend drinking?’.
‘Listen, I’ve had my share of hangovers in the past and this is something else. Swine Flu, Ebola, something like that. Nothing to do with those delicious Mexican beers with the wee slice of lime in them’.
However, Dr Steph Van Vyk who’s been treating Joe wasn’t convinced.
‘Anyone intending to ingest large quantities of imported Mexican beers is at great risk of contracting the same ‘deadly virus’ as Joe here’.
‘His symptoms included: singing Amapiano song Lorch; a compulsion to talk pure shit and a severe allergic reaction to attending work the next day’.
Dr Steph said there are some radical new treatments that may help anyone in Joe’s condition.
Source: Dundonald Liberation Army/Gistvic.com