By Goddess Matula
- The MORE intelligence you get to have, the LESS sex you get to have. The brain is a muscle with a limited energy supply.
- Most folks are so hungry for fame that they’d kill for a Nobel PEACE Prize.
- Most people are so damn indecisive that they’re not even sure they’re indecisive.
- My grandpa is 90-years-old. Yesterday he smiled and lit up the room with his gums. Which got me to thinking: Sheesh, life is so short that I better start smiling while I still have some teeth!
- The smarter you become, the crazier you’ll seem to “dumb” people.
- Today’s saint was yesterday’s sinner.
- A friend once told me, “Be careful when you follow the masses because the ‘M’ is usually silent.”
- The fish would’ve never got caught if he kept his mouth shut!
- Most of us take life seriously, as though one of us will actually make it out of here alive!
- “There’s humor in everything,” goes the saying, that is, so long as it’s happening to somebody else.
- Most people silently agree to trade future “success” for present pleasure.
- “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” —Plato
- If you’re smart, you’ll learn to surround yourself with smarter people.
- My mother has long taught me that “some things are better left unsaid.” The problem is, I usually only remember her advice after I’ve already said them.
- Your own siblings will “sell you out” if the price is right.
- Fame is a result, not a goal.
- “Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.” —Albert Einstein
- You should never stop learning because Experience never stops teaching.
- Most of us don’t need alcohol to help us make really bad decisions.
- Last but not least, the biggest lesson that life teaches is this: You might as well be yourself, darling, because everyone else is already taken!
Source:Quora